Jesus Asked About Birth Control in the Modern 2022 Bible

Mark 11:27-33 Modern 2022 Translation

And they come again to the big cities. And when he was walking in the streets, there came to him the theologians, professors and those without proper instruction in the faith.

And they said to him: By what authority do you teach about what happens in people’s bedrooms? and who hath given thee this authority?

And Jesus answering, said to them: I will also ask you one work, and answer you me, and I will tell you by what authority I do these things.

Why do you want to change the Church’s teaching on birth control and homosexuality? The real reason in your heart.

But they thought with themselves, saying: If we say, to be pastoral and accompanying, he will say then why did the saints not also do that.

If we say what the real reason in our hearts is, he will expose our sinful hearts. For all know that what he want to do is shameful.

And they answering, said to Jesus: A whole bunch of stuff on interpretation of different things using bad analogies and much material on nothing at all important. And Jesus answering, saith to them: Neither do I tell you by what authority I do these things.

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2 thoughts on “Jesus Asked About Birth Control in the Modern 2022 Bible

    1. It is a type of satire, basically how I think a conversation with certain people in the Church, who hold that Birth Control can be changed fundamentally.
      I honestly think that this is one of those issues were most of the time, engaging people who hold these beliefs is giving them more credit than their position is worth. Satire and jokes are about as far as I will go on this one. That of course excludes people who honestly have not heard why it is part of the universal and ordinary magisterium.

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